A week after telling Roger over drinks that I loved fat
women he was in my office wanting to chat. He looked
nervous and shuffled from foot to foot before speaking,
“Pete, remember you said you liked big women right?” I
nodded and he went on, “Well, you’ve never meet my wife
Mary but she’s big,” again I nodded looking [...]

When the truck pulled up I was relieved, it was pissing
rain and I had been hitchhiking for two hours with not
one bastard stopping. The truck was huge and when the
door opened I saw behind the wheel, not a guy but a
woman. She was an ugly bitch huge with shirt hair and
three chins joining what looked [...]